i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.
Your move, Dawkins.
Huh, what about Pagans?
I don’t see him restarting the inquisition, but then again no-
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Supports people that don’t believe in your god
But will condemn queer people who do
ahhh the smell of hypocrisy
As a former catholic, let me say there is a good chance Francis doesn’t give a damn if you’re gay. He’s the first Jesuit to be pope, and he is SHAKING SHIT UP. He has taken away a LOT of the pomp and circumstance that Benedict reinstated, and THEN SOME. He got rid of the gold throne popes have been sitting their ancient asses on for who-knows how long.
That being said, he knows how to play the game. He’s focusing on the excesses of the church first, leading by example. And people are FURIOUS. I think there is a good chance that he could support marriage of all people, but I think he would literally cause insurrection within the Church. So I don’t think he wants to say that right now, especially after the atheist thing. He’s a Jesuit, who are know to be incredibly liberal. But the other cardinals would be OUTRAGED if he did anything besides stick to the party lines about gay marriage publicly.
Of course I could be really fucking wrong, but that’s my theory.
HOMOSEXUALITY: The Vatican condemns gay acts, tolerates gay tendencies. Francis goes a bit farther.
Gay marriage is “an anthropological step backward. If there’s a private union, then third parties and society aren’t affected. But if they’re granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity.”
In 2010, when his native Argentina was considering a proposal to legalize same-sex marriage, Pope Francis I, then archbishop of Buenos Aires, said that the legislation was a total rejection of God’s law and an effort by the father of lies to confuse and deceive humanity.
Naw I’m saying that not as a broad sweep of Popes or whatever, just real shit THIS man has said.
And the whole god damn thing sounds condescending as fuck as if secular folks need to be TOLD they’re capable of good like this sounds like some paternal “You’re only able to do this now because I SAID SO” type of shit
0/10 no this is bullshit byeee
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction